I was having troubling sleeping on this very early Wednesday morning, so I did what any sane and rational human being would do. I sifted through a box of custom silicone wristbands looking for a cool one to blog about. And boy were my efforts rewarded by this chicken dancing son of a b*tch!
The swagger! The panache! The cockiness (no pun intended but intended)!
Who are you planning on voting for in 2016? It better be Link, my internet friend. He is the one and only candidate who can solve the Great Rupee Depression and usher Hyrule into a Golden Age of Purple Rupees.
Buy your own Link For President t-shirt to show your support. He can’t win without you!